Yep, that's me.....It is always a great ice breaker, 'Hey, did you know I am crazy?" There are so many things that you can get away with if people think you are crazy:

• It is okay to talk to your pen, and tell it how much you love it, and rub it up against you face, maybe give it a little kiss.
• Lick rocks, spit on them, want to eat dirt, in fact eat it.
• Leave $100's of dollars of jewery in the kitchen window sill, but lock up your office supplies, don't want somebody to steal them.
• Write notes on toliet paper becuase you don't want to use your cool paper.
• Throw buffalo poo to see how far you can throw it.
• Moon as many people as possible without getting arrested.
• HORDE, HORDE, HORDE.....all office supplies, pens, paper, paper clips, highlighter, sharpies, colored pencils, scissors, POST-ITS, pencils, don't share them, in fact don't tell anyone you have them.
• Walk around in the snow without shoes on, and when people ask if your feet are cold tell them, 'NO' even though your toes are purple and you can't feel them.
• NEVER, never, give a straight answer.
• Collect seeds from a plant nursery from the trees, flowers, shrubs, put them in a envelop and leave. Put them in your fridge to germinate.
• Throw utinsels down a dry well, and listen to the nosie they make when they hit the bottom.
• Build sand castles in the gutter.......as an adult!
• Make a purse out of scotch tape and staples.

Each one of these is something I have done, and NO ONE has questioned it.....would I change that....HELL NO.....I like me, you like me, they like me, everyone likes me....he he he....humility is one of my best traits.....