Reasons Why Jared isn't as Entertaining as Ember:

• He won't pretend to like my sugar free candy, he says it leaves a waxy film in his mouth. Maybe I can put a wick in it? Oh the possibilities.
  
• My nag-o-meter is constantly on High, yes I have a nag-o-meter created just for me, I am somewhat proud of it.
  
• He doesn't like the Native American name I gave him, 'Squatting Calve', he said his dad was 'Sitting Bull', process of deduction would mean that he is 'Squatting Calve'. Geeze, some people are so sensitive, he is now 15% gay. Ember would like it.....
  
• He won't come over to chat because I don't have REAL food in my 'pantry', what? Who doesn't like Saltine Crackers and Apple Chips? Please don't answer that one, I feel stupider just saying it, and lost 8 brain cells.
  
• He says since Ember is gone that I have to run his errands, I don't cave to Jared pressure, and I am not interested in being the Bank of Feliece.
  
• He gives me a big disgusting sigh when I walk in his office like, 'for the love is it YOU again?'
  
• He doesn't care for my stories about the kids......damn boys.....
  
• 3 people have asked me if Jared will ever reach the age of 6.
  
• He told me I am much more aggressive when Ember isn't around.....screw you bastard.....he he he...I guess he has a point, but I won't tell him he is right.
  
• He keeps giving me demerits, I feel like I am going to have to send a progress report home to my parents to sign.
  
• He is telling me to go talk to the 'Nose Picker', this is where I am going to have to draw the line or the booger, you 'pick'........he he he.....damn I kill myself...I am so funny....!!
  
• He is a dumb ass, okay maybe only 63%.....