It is day two without Ember and things have already gone awry. As I rolled out of bed this morning both legs had charlie horses in them (not the one with four legs that you ride on, that would be odd, the ones that make you feel like you are going to kill yourself if they don't go away, I want the pretty horses instead). At least I could smell coffee, oh coffee, my hot, dark, friend. Yesterday wasn't the same without Ember to laugh at my jokes.......Jared just rolls his eyes at me and pretends to be amused. I thought of changing her reservation to 'Handicap accessible' he he he.....As Ember sits on the beach today maybe she will get stung by a jellyfish.....I hear if you pee on it the pain will go away and stop the swelling.....I can picture Ty right now peeing on Ember......visual, very funny visual. Evil, I am so evil..... Truly, I am just jealous that Ember is in Hawaii and I am not. Current weather in Hawaii is 73......you suck Ember.....
I went to the RS Christmas dinner last night and it was a lot of fun. When I got home the house looked like a cyclone had hit it, the kids were still up, and for dinner they made themselves toast. I asked Jason what he had done all night and he said, 'I have sat here all night and played my DS', in shock, I say 'REALLY' I never would have known. Than he looks at me and says, 'are you angry', well of course not, why would I be angry? Oh well......welcome to my world.....I would bitch more but my family would just ask if I was going to start me period. Can I get a 'Do Over' button?
Hilary, we should make these, they are really stinkin' cute! Okay if necessary you can watch me make them..... Love you little sis of mine.....
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