Friday, September 12, 2008

Dear Dairy.......

Dear Diary: It has been two days since I have listened to Collective Soul....am I going mad, don't answer that, truly enough of the madness. Jared, this guy I work with said that I have concert fever and if I listen to them too much I will burn out. I believe that Jared has been sniffing the company white out, that would explain the white ring around the end of his nose. Do they have some sort of intervention for that? Oh boy, thank your lucky stars that I am crazy too. (Collective soul fans will get that)

Dear Diary: pg 2 Why is it when you buy a travel mug and it states that it is 'leak proof' it really is NOT? I love coffee, as everyone knows, but not if I have to suck it out of my shirt. I Blame it on the man - (Collective Soul fans will get that)

Dear Diary: pg 3 What kind of sick joke was it when they invented the poppy seed bagle. It is the gift that keeps on giving......more of the seeds land in my lap, key board and down my shirt than ever make it in my mouth. I can take my bra off at the end of the day and, sure enough poppy seeds galore! Lets not even talk about how many are inbetween my teeth that no one tells me about. I can walk around for hours talking to people and NO one bothers to say, 'Hey, you have a 'little something' in your teeth.' I get home and look in the mirror and sure enough there are 93 poppy seeds just hanging out taking up residency. It is just the world that I know. (Collective Soul fans will get that)

Dear Diary: pg 4 FRIDAY.......Heaven let your light shine down! (Collective Soul fans will get this one)

Dear Diary: pg 5 Am I a creepy fan.....? Am I just wasting time? - (Collective Soul fans will get that)

Dear Diary: pg 6 Who could bring me heaven when heaven is already here? - I know - blah blah blah - Collective Soul fans will get it...........

Love me for all my craziness.... :~)
I am going to re-visit the cRaZy comment:

Noele - ME - Hilary (sisters and friends)

4 comments:

Jeanette said...

How rude of you not to print my hours.. Feel the excitement.. LOL
(Collective Soul fans will get this one)

Anonymous said...

It's called Concert Burnout Syndrome and it has been clinically proven by doctors working at the Institute of Doctors Who Study Made Up Diseases. The only known cure is to avoid the band's music for two weeks after the concert. Trust me, it's for your own good.

Jeanette said...

HUH????? LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL!!! Feleice ur so freakin hilarious!! I guess I'm on crack if I love Accounting. Don't you love accounting since you work in the accounting department...lol. I love your blog! It's my laughs for the day. It's better than watching a comedy night show. Love ya tons Feliece!!