Reasons why Ember is not allowed to take two days off:

1.People don't understand it when I talk to myself like Ember does........she just nods and smiles, others just look at me funny and go in their managers office and close the door. Than I get an e-mail from HR on Marriott's great resource line, that is FREE, they didn't help me.
2.Jared doesn't come over here to talk to me, he comes over to see what treat Ember has on her desk and than pretends to be over here to say 'hi'. It didn't take long to figure that one out.....come-on give me some credit.
3.The voices in my head are starting to make sense, and plotting against me.
4.Brett is an option when I am bored and need someone to talk to........for the love, I have died and gone to HELL.
5.She laughs at my jokes.........I have trained her well.
6.I give people things to make them talk to me, I gave Jared a pen, beef jerky, and Triscuits so he would talk to me, than he kicked my heater and walked away.
7.Felt like poking my eye out 387 times, I just couldn't see 'them' kneel in each others pods and whisper any more.........HELP ME
8.I talked to Laury and Tresea for social reasons........PLEASE HELP ME
9.And the best reason yet, I didn't mind knocking knuckles with David.

You ask who Ember is, she is one of my very best friends here at work! We are pretty much peas in a pod........she has been off for two days, I know, TWO days??? That really shouldn't be an issue, well it is for me....I am lonely and don't have anyone to chat with! At least she will be here tomorrow!! yippee, happy dance, humming a little ditty.....Love you EM